|A policeman stops a guy for speeding and asks him what the big hurry is.
"I'm late for work!" he said.
"What do you do that's so important?" asks the cop.
"I'm a rectum stretcher!"
"What the fuck does a rectum stretcher do?!" the cop enquires.
"Well, I first stick one finger up a rectum, then two, then three, until I can get both my hands in and I stretch until it's about six feet wide!"
"What, says the cop, "Do they do with a six feet asshole?"
The guy replies "Normally they give them speed guns and tell them to hide behind the trees!"
Thanks to Greg for the great joke.