The clerk obliges and a little while later he comes back with a gorgeous hooker for each of them.

One midget says to the other one, "I'll see you in the morning". And they all head off to their rooms.

The next morning over breakfast one midget says to the other, "How did you make out last night?"

"No luck at all!" was the stern reply. "What about you?"

"Na! Me neither!"

"What do you mean? I heard you all fucking night. One, two three, hup! One, two, three, hup! One, two, three, hup!"

"Don't talk stupid, the second one said. "I was trying to get up on the fucking bed!"

Thanks to Greg for the great joke.