As she gasped and gagged, one Texan turned to the other and said, "That gal is havin' a bad time. I'm a gonna go over there and help.

"The Texan ran over to the young lady, held both sides of her head in his big, Texan hands, and asked, "Kin ya swaller?"

Gasping, she acknowledged that she couldn't swallow.

Then, the Texan asked, "Kin ya breathe?"

Still gasping, she motioned that she couldn't breathe.

With that, the Texan yanked up her skirt, pulled down her panties, and licked her butt.

The young woman was so shocked and humiliated that she coughed up the piece of hamburger and began breathing on her own.

The Texan sat back down with his friend and said, "Ya know, it's sure amazin' how that hind-lick maneuver always works!"