|This lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I have aproblem. I have these two talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."
"What do they say?", the priest asked.
"They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?'."
"That's terrible!", the priest exclaimed. "I do have a solution to your problem. Bring your two talking female parrots over to my house. I will put them with my two male talking parrots, who I have taught to pray and read the Bible. That way my parrots can teach your parrots how to pray and worship and stop saying that terrible phrase."
"Thank you." said the lady.
So the next day, the lady brings her female parrots to the priest's house.
The priest's two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage.
The lady put her female talking parrots in with the male talking parrots.
The female parrots says, "Hi, we're prostitutes! Do you want to have some fun?"
One male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and screams, "Put your Bible away Frank, our prayers have been answered!"