|Q: What's so good about an Ethiopian blowjob?
A: You know she'll swallow.
|Q: Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education onthe same day in Iraq?
A: They don't want to wear out the camel.
|Q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.
|Q: What are three words you dread the most while making love?
A: "Honey, I'm home."
|Q: What do you get if you cross a Hell's Angel with a Jehovah's Witness?
A: Someone who knocks on your door on a Sunday morning and tells you to," fuck off!"
|Q: Do you know why women fake orgasm?
A: Because men fake foreplay.
|Q: What's the difference between white fairy tales and black fairy tales?
A: White fairy tales starts, "Once upon a time....." Black fairy tales starts, "Yo, you motherfuckers ain't gonna believe this shit....."
|Q: What's the difference between getting a divorce and getting circumcised?
A: When you get a divorce, you get rid of the whole prick!
|Q: A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of?
A: Dating children.
|Q: What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golfball?
A: A guy will actually search for a golfball.